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? Why you gon' do that? ?

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? I got a sweet tooth... ?

3
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[song continues playing]

4
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[song stops playing]

5
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Hey, why'd you turn that off?
I was groovin'.

6
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I think you just answered
your own question, Dave.

7
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Oh, hey, honey.
How was your run?

8
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Oh, awesome.

9
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So much better than
paying for an expensive gym.

10
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I got clipped by
a skateboarder

11
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and stepped on...

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what I hope was burrito, but...

13
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but still,
we're saving a fortune.

14
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Yeah, and it's
for a good cause.Yeah.

15
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Well, you know,
you could just send Grover

16
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to a free public school

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and not step on burritos.

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No sacrifice is too great
for my baby boy.

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Oh, this is
not burrito.

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Hey, uh,

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did you happen to
run down Cresthaven?

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Dave, I did not pick any figs
off that guy's tree.

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Dave, are you stealing figs?

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It's not stealing.

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The figs are hanging
over a public sidewalk.

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Therefore, per
municipal code,

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these are the people's figs.

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Well, I'm with the fig guy.

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Who is this, anyway?

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I don't know, really.

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I've only ever interacted
with him on SidewalkTalk.

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On Side what now?

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It's a neighborhood app.

34
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Tina knows
what I'm talking about.

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I've seen her on there.

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Ugh, barely.

37
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I hate that app.
All people do is talk trash.

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Yeah, but it's also a great way

39
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to keep up with
what's going on around here

40
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and communicate
with our neighbors.

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Why do you
need an app?

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You got a mouth.

43
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Yes, but by using the app,

44
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I can avoid
awkward confrontations.

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And this whole fig thing
could resolve itself peacefully.

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Also,

47
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this app is handy
for all kinds of stuff.

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Look at this.
Recommendations for gardeners,

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finding a lost pet.

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I mean, look at this
cute little girl on Marengo.

51
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"Please help me find
Yertle the Turtle." Aw.

52
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That's actually a tortoise,

53
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so his name should be Yortoise.

54
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Well, the only reason
I even have the app

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is for the section where people
give away stuff they don't want.

56
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Give away? Like free?

57
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Ooh, I like free.Okay.

58
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Wow. Humidifier,
Ping-Pong table.

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[gasps] Hey, a treadmill.
I could use that.Mm-hmm.

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Well, you know, I'll grab
my keys, I'll drive you over.

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Okay.Ooh, and, uh, get
me some more figs.

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Steal your own
damn fruit.

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? Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ?

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? Welcome to the hood. ?

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? ?

66
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There are so many
cute babies here.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, but
Daphne's the cutest.

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Agreed, agreed.

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I'm not judging, but
that baby over there?

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He can't sit up yet.

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Wow.

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Daphne's been able to
sit up for a month now.

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Uh-huh.I mean, not judging. I'm sure

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that baby's
good at other things.

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COURTNEY:
Oh, damn.

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That baby's
holding her own bottle.

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Daphne's so behind.

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[muttering]

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Hello, friends.

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My name is Teacher Hannah,
and I'm so happy

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to see some new faces today.

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Let's start off
with five minutes of free play.

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What's wrong?

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Nothing. Uh, I-I know

85
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Teacher Hannah from high school.

86
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Oh.

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Hi, welcome.

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Who is this cutie?

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Uh, well, this is

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my daughter, Daphne.

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And, of course,
I need no introduction.

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Have you been here before?

93
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No, no. Uh, Hannah...

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[chuckles]

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It's me, Marty Butler.

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Uh-huh.

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We went to high school together.

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Oh! Um...

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Were you in
Ms. Kittay's English class?

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No. No, I was in honors English.

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We went to junior prom together.

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Oh, my God!Yeah.

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Marty.

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Oh, of course.Ah... Oh.

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[both laughing]

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You look exactly the same.

107
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I know, which is why
this is so hurtful.

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I used to have the cutest
nickname for him.

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Oh, I wish I could remember.

110
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Oh, what-what was it?

111
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Uh, I doubt any
of us remember it.

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Farty Marty.

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God.

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Is that really
the cutest nickname?

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Well, you turned out great.

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And your wife is beautiful.

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Oh, no, she's not. She...

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I... I mean... No...

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Y-Yes. Yes, she
is beautiful, but

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we are not a couple.

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We're just friends
and co-parents. [chuckles]

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Well, welcome.
And don't worry,

123
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your little cutie
is gonna be holding

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her own bottle any day now.

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[whispers]:
She's just a little behind.

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G...

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Gemma, look.
The treadmill, I get,

128
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but do we really
need a surfboard?

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It was free.

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Uh...

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That wasn't my question.

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Honey... we don't even surf.

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Because we didn't
have a surfboard.

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Duh.Oh, my...

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There you go, Camille.

136
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Fresh new spark plugs.

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You deserve them.

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Yes, you do.

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Calvin.

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Camille.

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Dave, this is
a private conversation.

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Don't feel bad, Dave.

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He kicked me out of it, too.

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Why don't you just talk
to your bike, Pee-wee Herman?

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We're car people over here.

146
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I am not taking that personally.

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You always get grumpy
when it's time

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for the Great Pasadena
Bike Takeover.

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Look, I don't mind the bikes.

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It's the riders
ringing those stupid bells.

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Th-There's 400 of 'em.

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I see you.

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[bell chimes]

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DAVE:
You know what, Malcolm?

155
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Your father's grumpy energy

156
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has reminded me of something
that I saw on the Sidewalk app.

157
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Oh, yeah, I saw that.

158
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Yeah, a certain
pickup truck owner

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has been generating
a lot of complaints.

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What are you talking about?

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Uh, people are complaining

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that you are driving
up and down the street

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in your rust bucket

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blasting rap music.

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Rust bucket?Mm-hmm.

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They-they couldn't be
talking about my truck.

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Camille is in our family photo.

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Look.

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Oh, okay.

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So this how it is?

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People talking all this trash,
hiding behind they screens?

172
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This is not how neighbors
treat each other. [scoffs]

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One of 'em gonna call me
Fred Sanford.

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[laughs]

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What you laughing at?

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'Cause if I'm Fred,
you Lamont, you big dummy.

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You know what?
I'm downloading that app.

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Uh, no, please don't...
Just ignore it, Pop.

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You can only make it worse.

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I know, and that's
what I'm gonna do.

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I'm gonna make it worse.

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Ooh, uh, Calvin,

183
00:07:06,904 --> 00:07:08,558
make yourself a cool avatar.

184
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I'm a coconut with a mustache.

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See, they don't know
who they messing with.

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Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh.

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N... No. No, no, no, no.

188
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I didn't say "duck."
Don't autocorrect me.

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I said what I said.

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[grunts]

191
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Hey, hey.
What's up?Hi.

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Oh, how was your baby class?

193
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Oh, it was good.
And Marty knew the teacher.

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Hannah.

195
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Hannah from high school?

196
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[laughs]:
Oh, snap.

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She had Farty Marty wrapped
around her little finger.

198
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Oh, I-I barely remember her.

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[laughs]:
Oh. I do.

200
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Marty was so excited
that she agreed

201
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to go to the prom with him,

202
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he sold his most valuable
action figure

203
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to pay for a limo.

204
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Darth Vader with
the purple lightsaber?

205
00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:02,220
It was in the box
and everything.

206
00:08:03,352 --> 00:08:05,180
But you took Hannah to the prom.

207
00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:07,008
But not from the prom.

208
00:08:07,138 --> 00:08:08,488
No, she went home

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00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:09,924
with the star running back.

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In Marty's limo.

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COURTNEY:
Oh, Marty.

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00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:15,451
You know, I knew
I didn't like that woman.

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Let's find another baby class.

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No, no, hey, hey, wait,
don't be silly.

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Okay?
T-That was a long time ago.

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People change.
I know I have.

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Look, I am

218
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a grown, successful
businessman.

219
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And thanks to the invention
of almond milk,

220
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that nickname is behind me.

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[laughs]

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It was behind you then, too.

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Um...

224
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...is that a rowing machine?

225
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Yes, it is,
and the price was right: zero.

226
00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:53,228
Ooh, check this out: a
solar-powered pizza oven.

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And if you have any
good pizza recipes

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you want to give me,

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you can fax them.

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00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:02,237
Well,

231
00:09:02,238 --> 00:09:03,629
getting things
you were never gonna buy

232
00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,762
is not exactly saving money.

233
00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:07,285
True, but

234
00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:09,026
as soon as I make a sun pizza,

235
00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:10,550
I'm in the black.

236
00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:16,251
Dave, what are you doing?

237
00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:18,601
Picking up rotten figs, Calvin.

238
00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:23,824
The fig guy has brought the war
to my home.

239
00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:28,263
Where my bedroom is.
Where my wife sleeps.

240
00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:31,788
Where my child
plays with his toys.

241
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Okay, Michael Corleone,

242
00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:36,663
i-it's like five figs
on the ground.

243
00:09:36,664 --> 00:09:41,623
Well, Pop, if you wanted to get
a reaction out of your haters,

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it worked.

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Well, good.

246
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,628
And guess what,
after five tries,

247
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autocorrect finally
gave up on "duck."

248
00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:52,548
Yes, I noticed.
You didn't pull any punches.

249
00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:53,941
You told Randy B.,

250
00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:56,552
"I'm gonna slap you
into next week,

251
00:09:56,553 --> 00:09:58,335
"and then follow you
into that week

252
00:09:58,336 --> 00:10:00,556
and kick your ass to April."

253
00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:05,040
Hold on, you told Arthur P.
that you were going to, quote,

254
00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:08,999
"moonwalk with my foot
in yo' ass"?

255
00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:12,002
Now, he insulted my truck.

256
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:15,049
Calvin, I don't know
that I can "like" this.

257
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:16,267
Well, guess what?

258
00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:17,704
[phone chimes]

259
00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:19,096
Yo' ass just did.

260
00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:28,062
Hello, friends.

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00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:30,804
I'm so happy to see
all of you today.

262
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,980
Uh, what? My shirt?

263
00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:34,808
[laughs]

264
00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:37,419
I'm sorry?No, I just...

265
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:39,479
I didn't even realize
I was wearing it.

266
00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,772
It's just a business I own.

267
00:10:42,773 --> 00:10:45,164
Yeah, I know it might look like
I just work there, but, no.

268
00:10:45,165 --> 00:10:47,695
I buy these shirts for
the large staff that I hire,

269
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,953
and sometimes fire.

270
00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:53,478
Wait. The Fusebox?

271
00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:54,869
Yeah.I've seen that place.

272
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,743
Mm-hmm.It's huge.

273
00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:58,266
You're the owner?

274
00:10:58,353 --> 00:10:59,571
Wow.Yeah.

275
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,661
I know.
I know. See,

276
00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,792
it's how I can be here
in the middle of the day.

277
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,665
You know, I don't have
to ask anybody.

278
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:08,057
It'd just be like, "Hey, Marty,
can I have the morning off?"

279
00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:10,931
It'd be like, "Sure, Marty!
Take all the time you need."

280
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:12,976
[laughs]

281
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,677
It's a... That-That's
a boss joke.

282
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,850
[laughs]Yeah, I know. [laughs]

283
00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:19,243
You're hysterical!

284
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:21,637
It wasn't that funny.

285
00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:23,770
Even in high school,

286
00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:25,989
I always knew he'd go far.

287
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,170
We should catch up.

288
00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:28,818
We should.

289
00:11:28,819 --> 00:11:30,079
That'd be nice,
you know?

290
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,909
Take a stroll down memory lane,

291
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,510
reminisce about the time
that you stole his limo.

292
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,609
Oh.

293
00:11:37,610 --> 00:11:39,436
He told you
about that little prank?

294
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:40,700
I used to be so crazy.

295
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:41,917
[laughing]:
Well, yeah, yeah.

296
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:45,182
She did the craziest stuff.Mm-hmm.

297
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:49,578
Well, it doesn't sound crazy,
it sounds mean.

298
00:11:49,579 --> 00:11:51,579
Okay, well, we were just kids.

299
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:54,148
Yeah, and you were a decent kid.

300
00:11:54,149 --> 00:11:56,279
And you were a mean girl
who entertained yourself

301
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,848
by tormenting deluded,
helpless nerds.

302
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:02,981
Okay, so are you
defending me or...Yes,

303
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,420
I am defending you.Okay, okay.

304
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,466
I see why you aren't a couple.

305
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,600
Oh. Oh, you see, do you?

306
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,080
[mutters]Oh. Oh. Oh.

307
00:12:13,081 --> 00:12:14,515
How about you see me outside?

308
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:16,953
Oh. Uh...

309
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,694
All right. All right.Let's go. Go.

310
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,652
Uh, anybody want to sing? Okay.

311
00:12:20,653 --> 00:12:22,828
? The wheels on the bus
go round and round ?

312
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,351
? Round and round,
round and round ?

313
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:26,135
? The wheels on the bus
go round and round... ?

314
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,268
[bicycle bell rings]

315
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,926
Okay, now,
no matter what she says,

316
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,275
stay strong.

317
00:12:34,276 --> 00:12:36,015
You think I'll
cave in to Gemma?

318
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:37,581
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was talking to myself.

319
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:39,367
[door opens, closes]Yeah.

320
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,415
Check it out. A dude on Coronado
is giving away a water heater.

321
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,374
He must be crazy!

322
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,595
Um, Gemma, we need to talk.

323
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,684
Not now.
This baby's gonna move.

324
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,252
Gemma, please,
give Tina the phone.

325
00:12:55,253 --> 00:12:56,383
But I really want...

326
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:57,951
Give me the phone!

327
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:03,347
I can stop anytime
I want, guys. I'm fine.

328
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,872
Dave, someone left a whole box

329
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,917
of universal remotes
in my driveway.

330
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,224
Those aren't yours.

331
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,269
Gemma, please, think about this.

332
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,576
How is this helping Grover?

333
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,708
It's not.

334
00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:17,883
No.No.

335
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,147
I have a problem.Yeah.

336
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,584
Maybe I should go sit
in my free massage chair.

337
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:23,764
Gemma,

338
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,587
that thing don't work.Mm.

339
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:28,111
I know.
But I can fix it.

340
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,244
Okay. All right. I-I...This is bad.

341
00:13:30,245 --> 00:13:31,722
I'm gonna get her
in the house. Come on.

342
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:32,899
Come on.

343
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,596
Come on. Come on.Whoa!

344
00:13:34,597 --> 00:13:35,857
That's crazy, right?
You know?

345
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,251
Whoa! Watch it!

346
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:38,556
Rock in the road!

347
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,602
That's no rock.

348
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,560
That's Yertle.

349
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,892
["Carmina Burana" by Carl Orff
playing]

350
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:55,486
[distorted]: Calvin, no!

351
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:06,933
[bicycle bells ringing]

352
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,374
? ?

353
00:14:17,739 --> 00:14:21,642
Phew. Little buddy,
you almost got hurt.

354
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,514
Hey, it's okay, people.

355
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:26,169
Yertle's fine.

356
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,824
[groaning]

357
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,524
Hey, is she asleep?

358
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,091
Yup.

359
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:37,267
So, um,

360
00:14:37,268 --> 00:14:39,573
do you want to talk about
what happened in class today?

361
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,924
You mean when I saved you
from that succubus?

362
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:46,537
I didn't want to be saved.

363
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:49,410
I'm a single dad.

364
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:52,456
I don't exactly have a line
of women knocking down my door.

365
00:14:52,457 --> 00:14:54,022
You want to know
the last time I had sex?

366
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,025
Was when we made the baby.

367
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,463
Well, join the club.

368
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,683
It's not like
I don't have needs.

369
00:15:01,684 --> 00:15:03,684
And you don't get a lot
of swipes on a dating app

370
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:06,875
when they ask for your hobbies,
and your answer is "lactating."

371
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:12,824
Okay, look, you and I
are just friends, fine.

372
00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:14,390
But why are you preventing me

373
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:17,101
from becoming more than
friends with somebody else?

374
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:21,442
Because I couldn't stand
watching her play you like that.

375
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:22,704
That woman sucks.

376
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:26,621
Oh, well, thank you so much.

377
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,493
You're so welcome.

378
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,034
[gasps]Ooh.

379
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:52,821
Bedroom?Yes.

380
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,916
Okay, you have got
to have a condom somewhere!

381
00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:03,091
MARTY:
No, I told you, it's been a while!

382
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:06,226
Hold on. I think... I think
Malcolm has some in his room!

383
00:16:08,204 --> 00:16:10,838
COURTNEY:
Uh, find one?!

384
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,667
Got it!

385
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,092
COURTNEY: Yes!MARTY: Yes!

386
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:17,715
[Daphne cries]

387
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,116
COURTNEY and MARTY:
No!

388
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,675
[Daphne crying]

389
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,286
It's okay, baby.
You're good.

390
00:16:23,287 --> 00:16:25,461
? The wheels on the bus
go round and round ?

391
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,856
? Round and round,
round and round ?

392
00:16:27,857 --> 00:16:29,770
? Wheels on the bus
go round and round... ?

393
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,077
[Daphne cooing]

394
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,209
Okay. I think we're good.

395
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:36,212
Okay. Where were we?

396
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:37,387
[chuckles]

397
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,868
[moaning softly]

398
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,349
Hey, hey,
I got some pizza.

399
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,264
Why?!

400
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,398
You know what?

401
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:49,878
I should go.

402
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:53,012
Marty, I think we...
we should call it a night.

403
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:56,015
Good night, Daph.
[kisses, chuckles]

404
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,191
[chuckling]

405
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,313
MALCOLM:
Okay. All right. Okay.

406
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,023
[laughs]

407
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,937
All right, man,
well, she's not getting any.

408
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,983
She isn't the only one.

409
00:17:09,948 --> 00:17:14,162
Oh, so you couldn't
sell any of this stuff?

410
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,684
Yeah, not only could
we not sell it,

411
00:17:15,685 --> 00:17:17,123
the Got Junk
guys wanted

412
00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:19,122
to charge us 500 bucks
to haul it away.

413
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:20,647
Oh.

414
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,476
Well, goodbye, panini press.

415
00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:23,999
I'll miss you.

416
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,567
Well, I mean, those presses
are actually pretty good.

417
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:30,005
Yeah.Don't-don't worry.
We still have one.

418
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,312
One. Sure.

419
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:35,706
Gemma.

420
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,709
This is hard!

421
00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:42,060
Hey, uh, we're looking
for a Calvin Butler?

422
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,584
Uh, that's me.

423
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:47,109
Oh. And this young lady
must be looking for Yertle.

424
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,980
Yes![laughs]

425
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,418
Well, here you go.

426
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,159
Yertle, I missed you so much.

427
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:54,595
Thank you, Mr. Butler.

428
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,858
Oh, don't worry about it.

429
00:17:56,859 --> 00:17:58,511
He's had his dinner-
a little lettuce

430
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,557
and a half a cantaloupe.
[chuckles]

431
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:04,083
You fed that turtle my
seven-dollar cantaloupe?!

432
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:08,087
You bought
a seven-dollar cantaloupe?

433
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,742
She's so cute.
Look at her.

434
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,831
Thanks, Mr. Butler.
I'm Xavier.

435
00:18:13,832 --> 00:18:15,397
We're over on Marengo Circle.

436
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,138
Oh, hey, it's Calvin,
and no reason to thank me.

437
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,272
All right?
It's what neighbors do.

438
00:18:19,273 --> 00:18:20,968
I'm sure you would have
did the same.

439
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:23,536
Yeah, speaking of that,
I actually owe you an apology.

440
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:26,192
I'm the one off the app
who called you Fred Sanford.

441
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,194
That was you?

442
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:29,456
Yeah.

443
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,588
Well, you don't owe me
an apology.

444
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:33,024
You owe an apology...

445
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,249
to Camille.

446
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,768
Uh, sorry, uh,

447
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:39,988
Camille. Camille.Camille. Yeah.

448
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:42,605
Now, look.

449
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,123
Now, there was a time

450
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,645
that if you had a problem
with your neighbor,

451
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,396
you'd just go
and knock on his door.

452
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,660
So, maybe next time,
why don't you try that?

453
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:50,743
All right.Okay?

454
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:53,436
Yeah.If I may.

455
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,308
I love what I'm seeing.

456
00:18:55,309 --> 00:18:57,091
You know, this is how
I should have handled

457
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:59,834
the whole fig situation
with Dan J.

458
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:02,793
Oh. You're the guy
who's stealing the figs?

459
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,362
I am not stealing them.

460
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:09,409
They were dangling
over a public thoroughfare.

461
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,978
Which I will explain
pleasantly to Dan J.

462
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:15,676
MALCOLM:
Hey, Pop?

463
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,199
We're all loaded up.

464
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:19,245
You know what, Calvin?
I got to say,

465
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,665
I'm starting to see
the Sanford and Sonthing.

466
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:25,251
You know, father and son,
truck full of trash.

467
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,558
Well, I don't.

468
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:32,171
Will you come on, Pop, so we can
get to the junkyard? [grunts]

469
00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,785
Okay, I see it now.

470
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:43,138
[imitates Fred Sanford]:
Well, come on, you big dummy.

471
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:46,446
[theme
of Sanford and Sonplaying]

472
00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:59,688
This little library is the
coolest thing in the world.

473
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,896
Yeah, right?

474
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:04,072
What's that smell?

475
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:05,552
It's compost.

476
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,684
Don't you just love it?!

477
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,470
Hey, Dave.

478
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,692
Hey, Calvin.

479
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:17,868
Aw, damn- two Daves?

480
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:21,132
No. Calvin, this is Dan,

481
00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:22,307
the guy with the fig tree.

482
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,688
The app brought us together.

483
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:26,050
Calvin, I have heard
so much about you.

484
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,357
Dave said you're super awesome.

485
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:29,706
Okay. Thank you.

486
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,273
Uh...

487
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,841
actually makes me
very, very uncomfortable.

488
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:36,322
Yeah, uh, Calvin,
as a peace offering,

489
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:38,976
I made Dan a batch of
my famous Fig Johnsons.

490
00:20:38,977 --> 00:20:40,368
Oh.They're like Fig Newtons,

491
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:41,630
but, obviously, you
know, my last name

492
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:42,631
isn't Newton, so I...No, no,

493
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:43,807
no, no, Dave, I get it.

494
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:47,985
Oh. You know what would be
perfect to wash these down?

495
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,572
Oh, well... kombucha!Kombucha!

496
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,293
Oh, good. Jinx!Jinx!

497
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,729
Up top, Calvin!

498
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:55,341
Yeah, I'm gonna delete
this app right now.

499
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,306
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